Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Grade A Meat?

A: I can't remember the last time I had meat at Taco Bell.
K: Me either, apparently it's not meat.

Please review the following article to view the particulars.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41242132/ns/business-consumer_news/?gt1=43001

K and I are writing a song, This is Why We're Fat, and now The TB gets a special shout out.

We have a confession to make, admitting your problems is the first step to over coming them right?

The other day we snuck fast food breakfast into my office at work to eat it, because we were to afraid of what people would think of us. We brought it up the stairs, hid in the mail room, snuck through the inventory room and into my office where we shut the door and made sure all the evidence was destroyed before we would open the door.
That is where we got our inspiration for our song.

We're fat cause we eat, we're fat cause we lazy.
We're fat cause we sneak food in through the break room.
We're fat and we know it, we're fat yes we show it.
Yes we know, yes we know, yes we know we're fat.

We fat, but we fly, you might be cause you read this
Or maybe your a skinny bitty and like the entertainment.
We're fat and forgetful, We had to run to Kohl's
So you could get some jeans, but not the ones with holes.

We're fat cause we lie, to ourselves all the time
We say that it's OK, if we eat another treat.
We're fat cause we go to the mall on a dime.
We're fat cause the TBell lies about the meat.

We're fat but we fly, you might be cause you read this
We're fat cause eat muffins and not the ones with raisins.
We're fat and we're vegan, no we don't believe that either.
Yes we know, yes we know, yes we know we're fat.

We hope that you enjoy reading this as much as we enjoyed writing it. We're back bitties and we are going to be here for a while!

Love A and K!

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