The Difference in Skinny Dipping and Chunky Dunking

K and I have a pretty good attitude most of the time about our weight, and we'll joke about it more than other people. By more we mean, if you make a fat joke around us and you weigh less than 210lbs we'll cut you. By cut we mean Shank and if you aren't familiar with the term shank it's because you haven't been to prison.

We would like to applaud all of you out there that work on being fit and healthy! It takes a lot of hard work and dedication for a lot of people to stay fit and look the way that you want to. We love getting advice from people on what works for them and how they stay motivated, because we need to learn how to do that and any tricks, tips and two cents that works for someone else, might just be that thing that tips the scale for us.

We also wanted to say that we understand that everyone has body image issues and we could all be a little more sensitive to that and more accepting of ourselves and those around us. But so help me the next person that we hear talking about how you just want to be skinny or thin or you need to lose weight because you weigh 7lbs more than what doctors say you should weigh at your height we are going to slap you silly! We don't mean to be insensitive, but when you start talking to fat girls about your body image issues saying that you understand what it feels like to not have the ideal body and that you know exactly what it's like to be fat and have to regain control because you had to lose 30lbs to fit back into your size 2 pants... understand you'll have a reality check waiting on your door step the next morning. Yes it is a double standard that we are allowed to talk about it and you aren't... but go complain to your skinny bitty friends who will encourage you to do something about it, because we'll probably call you fat and tell you to lay off the cheeseburgers. Then we'll write about you on our blog.

There is a difference in being skinny and healthy. There is a difference in being fat and needing to lose a few pounds. There is a difference between needing to lose weight and wanting to... The next time you go to the doctor and he tells you that you need to lose 100lbs to be healthy, no not just to be healthy, but to LIVE then you can make jokes. Because at that point joking is the only way to get a handle on it.

On a more positive note... Chunky dunking does have it's advantages, better splash radius, we don't need to wear life jackets and we come prepacked with insulation.