Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Day 7...Frigid, Bitter Cold, Arctic Temperatures.

Dear Gym Showers,

K and I would like to discuss something with you. You see, you began so nicely, warm and wonderful, comforting even, to our impossibly sore muscles. Well now that you tricked us into making a pact to come every day rain or shine, sickness or health, till death do us part... you decide to go for the worst and sickness. After our commitment to you everyday. You leave us wanting more. We don't think it is too much to ask. We just need you to do your part. We don't ask you to go above and beyond, but letting the water heater malfunction?... We mean really. The thing is... we understand that the water heater is a bully and sometimes you let him get the best of you, well if you need back up K and I will be glad to help you whip that thing into shape. This is a classic story of good versus evil, right versus wrong. No one will blame you for standing up for yourself, your patrons need you to stand strong and win the fight. We desperately need you to grow a back bone. We have faith in you that tomorrow will be a better day. Please don't disappoint us.

Regards,

A and K

3 comments:

  1. I'm with you on the cold showers...they SUCK!

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  2. SO BEEN THERE! You have my sympathies!!!!!!

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  3. Haha you guys are so funny! You have my sympathy as well.
    Hang in there!

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