Lesson 2: Fat girls can't plank during the turbo portion of the workout.
Lesson 3: When fat girls don't plank they will be called out in the middle of class by the instructor.
Lesson 4: A will turn away from the calling out and make K deal with it.
Lesson 5: When in doubt K will use the thumbs up!
Lesson 6: If the instructor still thinks you are struggling she will come stand in front of you and make the butt sweat guy lead the class.
Lesson 7: The old man in the 3rd row can shake his hips better than you can.
Lesson 8: When K is getting the exercise ball down from the net... she will drop it on her head... A will laugh right along with the butt sweat guy and the old man from row 3.
Lesson 9: Sticky shoes are a must for the stretch portion of the class.
Lesson 10: Whilst in the dry sauna... make sure the light is off before you start exchanging glances about the stocky sweaty men laying on the benches.
OK. So whether we want to admit it or not, we have all been there!!
ReplyDeleteI applaud your "view" of life as you go through this class. ALL of you are to be commended for your dedication and determination.
Love the "dark pants" hint! Wonder why I always were black?!?!?!
Haha That is awesome. You guys are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSuch wonderful things you have taught me. I feel so enlightened.
ReplyDeleteKeep working hard! I am totally a fan.
I think you need to put up some pictures of the many characters at the gym. (maybe not sweaty butt guy!)
ReplyDeleteOh no! Please DO include the sweaty butt guy! haha that is so hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYou guys are hilarious!
ReplyDelete** note to self stop wearing black pants to gym! See with out you I would be the one with the sweaty see through butt!
haha... dropped the ball on her head... I need to SEE these things!
ReplyDeleteAmanda I totally love you! Thanks for sharing your blog with me! You're inspiring! Also, try doing plans with your knees on the ground until you get to where you can do it the other way. Or, try it on an incline, or spread your feet...all little stepping stones on the path to the perfect plank =)
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